Recently I was out with my family when I saw a small child walking with his dad, who looked like a walking PSA for steroids,
“Look” I said, “He’s grooming his kid to be a douche like him”
My family stared at me. My brilliant snark was lost on them.
“What’s wrong with them?” My mother said
I was shocked. “Those fucking Ed Hardy clothes” I said, “Only huge pricks wear them”
They all stopped walking.
“Your sister wears Ed Hardy” My dad said
“Oh” I said. We kept walking in silence, as we do.
