Liverpool Live Blog - Match 1

Pre Game: It’s the first game of the season, a wonderful time of the year. Not only are there new signings, late nights and multiple a games a week. No it is also the return of the glorious Multi-Bet. Tonight’s Multi Bet comes in the form of two semi realistic options, and one blind bet as per the traditions of drinking among friends. We will be keeping an eye on these throughout the night

My New Ed Hardy Design Bro!

Recently I was out with my family when I saw a small child walking with his dad, who looked like a walking PSA for steroids, in matching Ed Hardy clothes

“Look” I said, “He’s grooming his kid to be a douche like him”

My family stared at me. My brilliant snark was lost on them.

“What’s wrong with them?” My mother said

I was shocked. “Those fucking Ed Hardy clothes” I said, “Only huge pricks wear them”

They all stopped walking.

“Your sister wears Ed Hardy” My dad said

“Oh” I said. We kept walking in silence, as we do.

A Series of Awkward Conversations Between Various People and Me

My Parents (Weekly)

Mum: How’s work?

Me: It’s good

Mum: How’s George?

Me: She’s good

Mum: Any plans for the weekend?

Me: …. Not really

Mum: OK, I’ll speak to you later

Me: Cool, bye

The Grammar Police

Between the usual travel photos, check ins and musings on everything from sports to daily poo’s, an alarming trend has emerged on my Facebook feed. They are the self-professed "Grammar Police", an army of pretentious kids commenting on people's statuses by inserting apostrophes into mis-spelt words.

Here We Go Again

So after a long absence from blogging, I decided to start fresh. As someone who wants to write, it hit me that I don't really write and share my work on a regular enough basis to even call myself a writer. That changes today. I don't promise to post every day, because every blog where I see that peters out after a month. But I do promise to post as much as possible.

"But Jamie" you say "What will this blog be about?"

My answer, pretty much everything

Here you will find my music reviews, video game reviews from Impulse Gamer, random thoughts, and a hefty dose of juvenile humour. I am currently trying to write a feature film and a web series, so there may even be a post or two about those things. As long as no one takes my ideas and makes millions with them, in that case I'd probably keep them private.

So welcome, please enjoy.